It's time for another round of weird Weekend App Crap from Woot.  What do we have today, Mortimer?

Roswell Soil Sample

Own a piece of UFO history!  Red colored soil sample collected from the 1947 famous UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico.

• Small glass vial containing soil sample.
• Includes a Certificate of Authenticity card from Images SI Inc.
• Dimensions: 3.8 x 2 x 0.2 inches

Additional Information: On July 8, 1947, the Roswell Army Air Field (RAAF) issued a press release that it had recovered remains of a crashed "flying disc" from a ranch near Corona NM. The following day, the US military maintains the material recovered was from a crashed weather balloon. However many UFO proponents believe the wreckage was of a crashed alien craft and that the military is covering up the incident. The Roswell Incident is a subject of intense debate, and many books have been written on the subject. This soil sample was collected at the famous alleged UFO crash site near Corona New Mexico.

Monkey Shines Dusting Mitt

When it comes to chore-time don't monkey around - slip on a Monkey Shines mitt and get dusting! Made out of super-static microfiber, so dust doesn't have a chance. Toss it in the wash to make it like new again.

• This dusting mitt is made of super static microfiber.
• The microfiber mitts are machine washable for easy cleaning.
• It's a product that combines fun and functionality in one.
• Each mitt comes in the shape of an adorable, traditional sock monkey. 
• Polyester Mycrofiber: 8.75"L x 1.19"W x 12" H

Made out of durable, sturdy plastic, this exotic accessory will make any shower a roarin’ good time! This carnivorous showerhead is made to fit all U.S. shower heads and works safely for both handheld and fixed showerheads.

EFFICIENT DESIGN: This showerhead complies with the California water saver standard of 1.8 gallons per minute and effortlessly provides a more gentle spray for children. Both functional and enjoyable, this refreshing children's shower nozzle saves you money every year and conserves water without sacrificing performance!

GREAT GIFT: A very unique gift item that will surely make every child and dino-enthusiast excited for bath time! This dino-fun bathroom accessory is the perfect gift for young explorers.

QUICK AND EASY INSTALLATION: All you need to install is an adjustable wrench (not included) and teflon tape (included). Follow the instructions provided and within minutes, you'll have a generously sized spout coming out of 9 jets from within the T-Rex's mouth!

DISCLAIMER: While the T-Rex shower head doesn't 'roar' itself, side effects may include spontaneous roaring by user. Roar!

• Fits All US Showerheads
• Great Gift for Kids & Dino-enthusiast!
• Shoots 9 Gentle Streams out of the T-Rex's mouth
• Water saver standard of 1.8 gallons per minute
• Teflon Tape Included
• Made out of Plastic

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Military, and PO Boxes is not available for these items