We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Fishhooks are terrifying. Tiny barbed claws made specifically to pierce through skin and not let go if you pull away? It’s like needles, but worse. I mean, hooks and chains have always staples in horror. I’m sure there are fishhooks involved too, somewhere. If not, give me a horror movie villain using a fishing rod. Or just a flail of fishhooks.