LetsFit White Noise Machine with 30 Sounds

  • 30 Soothing sounds
  • Full touch buttons
  • Probably doesn’t have screaming women or hissing cats
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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Can there be a killer in a movie, the kind that calls the victims on the phone and tries to banter, but he has an unintelligible southern accent? Like Boomhauer from King of the Hill? Not because it’d be scary. Just because it’d be fun.

@KoolHandJoe: “Ends every other nonsensical ramble with ‘OOOOO-WEEEE’… ‘I tell you what’… or ‘Dangoldboydatillbesumptinelserightder.’”

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