We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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Okay, so this one isn’t actually one of mine, but have you heard of Night of the Lepus? Giant rabbits. They made a horror movie about giant rabbits. There’s probably a way it could be done well, somehow. It was not done well here. It’s difficult to make regular rabbits filmed with miniature dioramas look like anything other than cute/adorable.