The Zaggs in the Walls

Hey hey, it’s a ZAGG-RATHON! You like charging things? You like hearing things? You like lights? You like amateurish psychological/cosmic horror stories? Well, do we have the event for you. 24 hours of nonstop Mophie, Braven, Halo, and iFrogz accessories! Get ’em while they are hot, because we got this food heating lamp at a discount, so it’ll probably die any second, but hey, we’re selling all day!

Dr. Ainsley,

It has been some weeks since I relocated myself to just outside the hamlet of Braven, and it feels as though sickness has pursued me doggedly for the entirety of this time.

I know I am now some distance away, but I am requesting your insight.

Are there any allergies I was not made aware of? Could I have been poisoned by a bad haddock?

Tell me, is there any known condition which might cause one to hear the croaking and gallivanting of frogs in your walls?

Please, doctor, I am desperate.

I look forward to your correspondence.

Sincerely,
Lyle Beckett Kromrad