Instant Regret Kit

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A Multifarious Mehrathon Mystery

“YOU made that?” Irk rasped under the wail of the beast.

“Not me, per se, but a me,” Joe theorized. “It’s my handiwork, but I don’t remember creating it.”

“Do you think you can reason with it?” asked Irk.

Joe thought for a moment, then admitted, “I haven’t a clue.”

“Is the source past it?”

“I think so,” replied Joe.

“Then I guess we’ll have to find out.” Before Joe could protest, Irk jumped out from behind the corner and whistled loudly.

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