Too late It’s over

GoGroove TYM Wooden Digital LED Clock with Wireless Speaker and Device Charging

It’s a speaker and clock that charges your device
It’s wireless in that it plays via Bluetooth
It still has a power cord
And a charging port

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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One night at the art school, all hell breaks loose. Investigators arrive the morning after to assess a series of grotesque murders. The victims are found stuck to the walls and furniture. Their eyes are wide and their mouths are agape. The coroner rules most of the deaths as due to asphyxiation. The killer’s method? A single hot glue gun.

@KoolHandJoe: “Seems impractical… you would have to find victims close to a plug… and somehow distract them long enough for the glue gun to heat up… and how many of the tiny sticks of hot glue would it take for even just one victim?.. I would imagine an individual buying wholesale pallets of tiny hot glue sticks would be easy to track… Personally, I would have gone with a nice two part epoxy that cures quickly.”