Cuisinart 3-In-1 Cook Central 6-Quart Multi-Cooker
- This isn’t your grandmother’s slow cooker
- Unless you buy it for your grandmother
- But it’s also not just a slow cooker: it can brown and steam as well
- Looks mighty nice and has a real convenient interface
- Model: CU151N4RT5-4ND-5C13NC35
Now We're Cooking
“Sir? Are you busy?”
“Oh, no no. Just looking at my stock portfolio. Stunning as usual. What can I help you with, Garrison?”
“Well, sir, I’m actually here to help you!”
“Oh?”
“I know it’s rude to eavesdrop, but I heard you discussing recently your desire for a certain something, and as your faithful assistant, I decided to go above and beyond in order to deliver it to you.”
“I appreciate that, Garrison! I’m excited to see what you have for me!”
“It’s not a what, but a who! Glorpok, enter!”
MmmMMmGlloorrrrpokk
“What the blazes is that thing, Garrison?!?!”
“It’s exactly what you wanted! When I heard you talking, I immediately called the lab, and they went right to work! Glorpok contains the DNA of three separate Michelin star chefs and also a sloth. Plus, he’s rigged with a tranquilizer-drip to keep him moving even slower! Why, we did a test run earlier this morning and it took him six hours to chop an onion for the meal he plans to serve you Tuesday!”
“Tomorrow?”
“No, sir. Next Tuesday!”
MhmmmMMmmGlorpoooook
“Garrison, why do you think I would want something like this?”
“Like I said, sir, I overheard you talking about it. You said you wanted a 3-in-1 multi-cooker with slow cooking capability.”
“I was talking about a Cuisinart. The Cuisinart 3-In-1 Cook Central 6-Quart Multi-Cooker to be exact. It’s an attractive unit capable of slow cooking, steaming, or browning. It’s also great for when you need to simply keep something warm, like chili. That’s what I wanted. Not… this!”
“Oh.”
MhmmmMMmmGlrrpok?
“Yes, Glorpok, that does mean we will be relieving you of your duties.”
GLOOORRRRRPPPPPPPPOK-OCK-OCK!!!?!?!?
“Harrison, what is that smell?”
“I’m sorry, sir, it’s just what happens when Glorpok cries.”
“Then make it stop!”
“Sir, he’s inconsolable!”
GLLLLLLLOORRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOKK!
“Fine. I know what to do. Glorpok, you can stay on board.”
“Sir! That’s so generous! Look, he’s already cheering up. Or at least, the scientists told that shift of the muscles in the face area is meant to be a smile. But what role will he fill if he’s not needed in the kitchen?”
“He’ll be my new assistant.”
“Oh.”
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