2-Pack: Real Simple Desk Organizer with Wireless Charger
- It’s got timeless parts (a place for your pen and some paper clips)
- It’s got modern parts (a charging pad)
- Look, it’s real simple
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Multi-pack Madness: Across the Mehltiverse
“You’ve seen the Immensity Flowers?” cried the Dale-vase next to Dale’s boots.
“Where?” called the Dale-vase from the kitchen counter.
“Not where at all,” said future Dale. “But when. You see, the Immensity Flowers grow in a liminal field, a place outside of time, but close to the 1980s. And I know how to get there. But we must act quickly, while I still remember, for I have something I need to disclose. There was an incident, with a space rock, and it’s caused some disturbances in my memory–”
“Ugh,” said the Dale-vase on the bookshelf.
“This again?” said the Dale-vase on the coffee table.
“Really?” said clone Dale.
“This is like the fifth time you mentioned it,” said the Dale-vase by Dale’s boots.
“Even I knew that,” said the Hammer of Dale Doom.
“I just wish I could see what was happening in there,” called the Dale-vase in the kitchen. “But it’s hard with all the time machines.”
“Okay, okay,” said future Dale holding up his hands. “I guess I might’ve mentioned the space-rock-to-the-head thing before. But the point stands: we gotta go. Dale and clone Dale, grab the vases, and get in the time machine!”
“No,” Dale said.
