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(6) - 2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle White Wine, 750ml
2013 Woot Cellars The Pouracle
Woot Cellars Presents The Pouracle
Welcome
Come Inside…
Ah, you’ve come to hear your fortune, have you? Have a seat. Mind the cat. Mr. Muckinfuzz can be very temperamental. Such a Virgo!
You seem troubled, friend. Life can do that. Stop staring at my extra eye. Let’s see what your future holds.
Oooh yes. I see much. I see joy. I see tears. I see a dispute with the neighbor about some overhanging oleander. I see you owing money on next year’s tax return.
Wait!
Don’t leave yet. I see a bit more. I see tropical aromas mingling with flavors of apricot and summer peach. I see fresh floral notes with a hint of amber incense. I see a lasting finish. I see an expertly crafted wine that will pair beautifully with whatever life has in store for you.
That’ll be 50 bucks. Now scram.
By the way, I know a guy who can take care of that oleander.