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Fred & Friends E.M.T. (Emergency Meal Transport)

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach!  Great for keeping your snacks alive and fun on the go.

• Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag
• 9.8 x 7.5 x 6.2 inches
• ABS plastic

Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers!

Suck UK Hippo Bottle Opener

When it comes to popping caps off bottles, we’ve got the right jaws for the job.  We all know the hippopotamus as a fearsome beast roaming the rivers of Africa, but this is one hippo you can invite to the party. This friendlier, cast-iron version has excellent table manners and will bite open bottles with ease!

This hefty hippo also makes an impressive ornament for your home or kitchen, so there’ll be no more digging in the drawer when you want to open that much-needed refreshment.

• 5.5 x 3 x 2.2 inches
• Cast Iron

Barbuzzo Cupa Joe Glass Mug

This miniature version of the classic coffee pot used in diners across America is the perfect mug for piping-hot coffee or enjoying a refreshing ice coffee holding just enough for you.

The perfect home or office gift for coffee lovers that will surely get a good laugh. The Cupa Joe can hold 20 ounces of your favorite hot tea, coffee, hot chocolate, iced tea, iced coffee or any other hot or cold beverage.

• Holds 20 ounces / 591 milliliters of your favorite drink.
• Made from high quality borosilicate glass.
• Hand wash only to keep this great gift around for a long time.
• Approx 5.5 x 4 x 4 inches

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot