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Righteous Felon Jerky Cartel 11-Pack Sampler

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jerky has a long, rich history. some say it dates back to the incas. john smith wrote about it in 1612. the egyptian mummies were basically jerky. yes, we pored a bunch of websites for interesting facts about jerky. no, we don't know how to use excel. stop asking, mom.

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Buy This & Receive...
(1) - Righteous Felon Che-Potle Guevara Beef Jerky, 2 oz.
(1) - Righteous Felon O.G.Hickory Beef Jerky, 2 oz.
(1) - Righteous Felon Habanero Escobar Beef Jerky, 2 oz.
(1) - Righteous Felon Victorious B.I.G. Beef Jerky, 2 oz.
(1) - Righteous Felon BABY BLUES Beef Jerky, 2 oz.
(2) - Righteous Felon O.G. HICKORY TOOB, 1 oz.
(2) - Righteous Felon CHE-POTLE TOOB, 1 oz.
(2) - Righteous Felon HABANERO TOOB, 1 oz.

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Che-Potle Guevara Beef Jerky
This mild jerky, peppered with chili powders and cumin, is the torch that leads the rebellion against the powerful, plastic purveying Jerky conglomerates that currently control your local truck-stops and convenience store jerky aisles. This revolution WILL be televised...

Ingredients: All-Natural Top Round Beef, Water, Vinegar, Soybeans, Salt, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Chipotle Pepper, Natural Smoke Flavoring, Garlic Powder, Onion, Powder, Black Pepper, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cumin, Cloves, Alcohol. 

Allergy Warning:  Contains Soy.  Gluten Free

  • Package Size: 2 oz.
  • Best By: 8-1-2018 or later

O.G.Hickory Beef Jerky
The Righteous Felon original recipe. The classic hickory flavor that started it all: This O.G. classic hit the streets in '96 and the jerky game ain't been the same ever since..

Ingredients: All-Natural Top Round Beef, Water, Vinegar, Soybeans, Salt, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Natural Smoke Flavoring, Garlic Powder, Onion, Powder, Black Pepper, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cumin, Cloves, Alcohol. 

Allergy Warning:  Contains Soy.  Gluten Free

  • Package Size: 2 oz.
  • Best By: 8-1-2018 or later

Habanero Escobar Beef Jerky
100% pure jerky from the personal stash of Colombia's most notorious felon himself. After Escobar's death in 1993, large reserves of the potent product were confiscated from the kingpin's Medellin compound by a Colombian Narcotics Task Force, evidence that would destroy the Medellin Cartel once and for all. However systemic corruption within the task force caused the reserves to fall into the wrong hands. Now, nearly 20 years later, that illicit hickory flavor cut with a dose of all-natural Habanero seasoning has a chance to fall into the right hands: your hands. A spicy delicacy for those righteous souls who can take the heat…

Ingredients: All-Natural Top Round Beef, Water, Vinegar, Soybeans, Salt, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Habanero Pepper, Natural Smoke Flavoring, Garlic Powder, Onion, Powder, Black Pepper, Red Pepper, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cumin, Cloves, Alcohol. 

Allergy Warning:  Contains Soy.  Gluten Free.

  • Package Size: 2 oz.
  • Best By: 8-1-2018 or later

Victorious B.I.G. Beef Jerky
A Beer Infused Gastronomy project - a collaboration with Victory Brewing Company - one of the country's premier craft breweries.

This Imperial Jerky balances the rich sweetness of Victory Wort* with the dark, espresso-like roasted notes in their Storm King Imperial Stout for a sweet and savory beef jerky that finishes with a burst of black pepper.

Wort is a naturally sweet and non-alcoholic liquid that combines the finest malted barley with local Brandywine water. It is harvested fresh from Victory’s brew kettle before the hops and yeast are added, providing the familiar and deeply satisfying flavors reminiscent of our brews, without the buzz. To learn more about Victory Brewing Company and Storm King Imperial Stout - visit their website here: http://www.victorybeer.com/

Ingredients: All-Natural Top Round Beef, Water, Victory Wort (Water, Malted Barley), Victory Beer (Water, Malted Barley, Hops, Yeast), Vinegar, Soybeans, Salt, Molasses, Brown Sugar, Natural Smoke Flavoring, Garlic Powder, Onion, Powder, Black Pepper, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cumin, Cloves, Alcohol.

Allergy Warning:  Contains Soy.

  • Package Size: 2 oz.
  • Best By: 8-1-2018 or later

BABY BLUES Beef Jerky
A sweet and spicy jerky collaboration with Baby Blues BBQ of University City, Philadelphia.  This mild jerky is starts off as O.G. Hickory before being lambasted with Baby Blues signature Sweet Kick BBQ Sauce.   When the initial sweetness subdues, a subtle but delicious heat finishes off this flavor rollercoaster.

Ingredients:  All-Natural Top Round Beef, Water, Baby Blues Sweet Kick Sauce (Molasses, Tomato Paste, Chipotle Peppers, Habanero Peppers, Cayenne Peppers, Serrano Peppers, Pineapple Juice, Cloves), Brown Sugar, Soybeans, Salt, Molasses, Vinegar, Natural Smoke Flavoring, Alcohol, Garlic Powder, Onion, Powder, Black Pepper, Red Pepper, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cloves.

Allergy Warning:  Contains Soy.  Gluten Free.

  • Package Size: 2 oz.
  • Best By: 8-1-2018 or later

O.G. HICKORY TOOB
Our classic O.G. Hickory flavor now available in snack stick form.  This 1 ounce all natural toob features your classic smoky & savory flavors with hints of garlic, onion, cracked pepper, and sea salt.  This luxurious toob is comprised of 60% beef and 40% pork giving it the perfect texture with unadulterated tenderness and a good, ol' fashioned snap.  Just like our jerky, the beef is sourced exclusively from Maryland's Roseda All-Natural Black Angus Farm and the pork is sourced from an all-natural hog farm in Iowa that raises their animals free of growth hormones and antibiotics.

The O.G. Hickory Toob uses all-natural ingredients with no artificial additives or coloring and features 8g of protein per serving with only 1g of sugar, making this the ultimate healthy and portable protein snack.

Ingredients: Beef, pork, water, sea salt, brown sugar, encapsulated citric acid, celery juice powder, black pepper, Granulated garlic, onion powder, ground red pepper, coriander, chili powder, ground clove, stuffed in collagen casings.

  • Package Size: 1 oz
  • Best By: 5-1-2018 or later

CHE-POTLE TOOB
Our revolutionary Che-Potle Guevara flavor now available in snack stick form.  This 1 ounce, slightly spicy, all natural toob features your classic smoky & southwestern flavors with hints of garlic, chili powder, jalapenos, and ground chipotle peppers.  This luxurious toob is comprised of 60% beef and 40% pork giving it the perfect texture with unadulterated tenderness and a good, ol' fashioned snap.  Just like our jerky, the beef is sourced exclusively from Maryland's Roseda All-Natural Black Angus Farm and the pork is sourced from an all-natural hog farm in Iowa that raises their animals free of growth hormones and antibiotics.

The Che Toob uses all-natural ingredients with no artificial additives or coloring and features 7g of protein per serving with only 1g of sugar, making this the ultimate healthy and portable protein snack for the on-the-go carnivore in search of spice, but not quite ready for the Habanero Escobar Experience.

Ingredients: Beef, pork, water, sea salt, brown sugar, jalepeno peppers, encapsulated citric acid, chipotle pepper, celery juice powder, black pepper, Granulated garlic, onion powder, ground red pepper, coriander, cumin, chili powder, ground clove, stuffed in collagen casings.

  • Package Size: 1 oz
  • Best By: 5-1-2018 or later

HABANERO TOOB
Our notorious meat with habanero heat is back, and this time, it's a toob. This 1 ounce,  spicy, all natural toob features an abundance of habanero & cayenne pepper with hints of garlic, chili powder, onion, and sea salt.  This ruthless toob is comprised of 60% beef and 40% pork giving it the perfect texture with unadulterated tenderness and a good, ol' fashioned snap.  Just like our jerky, the beef is sourced exclusively from Maryland's Roseda All-Natural Black Angus Farm and the pork is sourced from an all-natural hog farm in Iowa that raises their animals free of growth hormones and antibiotics.

The Habanero Escobar Toob uses all-natural ingredients with no artificial additives or coloring and features 8g of protein per serving with only 1g of sugar, making this the ultimate healthy and portable protein snack for the on-the-go carnivore with an insatiable thirst for heat.

Ingredients: Beef, pork, water, sea salt, brown sugar, encapsulated citric acid, celery juice powder, black pepper, dried habanero flakes, granulated garlic, onion powder, ground red pepper, coriander, chili powder, , habanero pepper, ground clove, stuffed in collagen casings.

  • Package Size: 1 oz.
  • Best By: 5-1-2018 or later


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Vendor Details

Righteous Felon Jerky Cartel

MANIFESTO
Righteous Felon Jerky Cartel specializes in producing and trafficking high-potency beef jerky made with illegal combinations of unique, all-natural ingredients. In today's world, it’s rare to find a pure jerky product that hasn't been mass produced in a mega-factory and stepped on with chemical preservatives and low-grade ingredients. Righteous Felon is different – and you’ll know the difference when you tear through your first bag. Our recipes are unique and bold. We use only the highest quality ingredients and pasture-raised beef from a single source that is dry-aged for 21 days prior to jerkification to ensure complete absorption of our delicious marinade deep into the beef. All our top-quality, hormone & antibiotic free beef is sourced from Roseda Beef, a celebrated local Black Angus farm located in northern Maryland, just south of the Pennsylvania border. RF jerky is handmade and produced in small batches to ensure freshness, quality, and consistency for the ultimate tasting experience.

Our product is pure.  Our product is potent.  Our product will blow your mind.

RISE OF THE CARTEL
In 1996, a band of three young, small-time crooks developed a recipe for a highly potent substance that went by the street name ‘Jerky.’ Within weeks, jerky flooded the streets of Chester County, Pennsylvania. The gang was moving 10 kilos a week – pushing in the back alleys, the street corners, and the recess yards. Supply couldn't keep up with demand, and the boys got sloppy. In the fall of ‘98, a deal went awry in the 9th-grade hallway bathroom when a teacher caught the boys mid-chew. The three received 4 hard hours of after-school detention. While on the inside, they became cell-mates with a man that went by the name ‘G-off,’ a notorious carnivore with a meat distribution network that stretched from Brazil to British Columbia. It was this cell-mate-ship that altered the course of jerky trafficking, and American history, forever. By 2006, the once small time crooks had become a syndicated international jerky cartel known as Righteous Felon – and their product was everywhere. Movie stars, politicians, professional athletes – everyone wanted a taste of the action…literally. If you did jerky in the United States between 2006 - 2011, there’s an 85% chance it came through Righteous Felon. The jerky became so prevalent and so profitable, that in 2011 the Obama Administration, pinched with a rising debt crisis and demands from the liberal left, was forced to pass the Freedom of Flavor Act, which legalized the production and sale of high potency beef jerky for medicinal purposes and allowed government taxation on each transaction. In an attempt to maintain national security, the U.S. government solicited Righteous Felon to oversee the notoriously violent Jerky industry. Righteous Felon declined the offer; citing jerky for “medicinal purposes only” as a direct violation of basic human rights. As the industry lay unregulated, the smaller cartels began to up-rise, and the government was forced to concede and allow Righteous Felon to distribute and over see the sale of jerky to all people, regardless of their state of health. So, as you rip open this bag, and the aroma hits your nose, the flavor; your tongue, the endorphins; your brain, the smile; your lips…. remember my friend, this time last year, if a cop busted in right now, you’d be serving 20 to life.

Stay Righteous.

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