XY Find It 3-Pack Bluetooth Item Trackers

  • 3 little Bluetooth trackers for your keys, chain wallet, or pet rat
  • You can use your phone to make them play a little sound when they’re lost, like a bleating lamb
  • They look neat and the batteries are replaceable – 2 advantages over the competition
  • The sound they make isn’t exactly blaring, however, so you have to be somewhat near them to hear (e.g. they’re not gonna work on a crowded beach)
  • You pair them to your device using a free app, which you’ll probably forget the name of when you actually lose your keys
  • Model: XY-85096000610-B1-03, XY-85096000624-B2-03 (There are almost twice as many characters in this model number as there are in an American social security number, and I can’t imagine there are 417 million XY models)
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That's Amor Fati

Attaching one of these little Bluetooth trackers to you keys all but ensures that you’ll never lose them again. But not for the reason you might think.

Yes, if your keys (or whatever) get lost you can get the Find It to play a sound. That will work so long as you’re within both Bluetooth and listening range of your keys. It’s not perfect, but it’s way better than nothing.

But that’s not the way these trackers ensure your keys don’t get lost. You’ll never misplace your keys with trackers attached for the same reason it will never rain if you bring an umbrella, i.e. Cruel Fate.

You see, Fate has a sick sense of humor that it likes to exercise on us mortals from time to time. One of its favorite games is giving us the false impression that we have control over our lives.

“Want to buy these Bluetooth trackers?” Fate says mockingly, “Go ahead! I’ll make sure you never have occasion to use them.”

But you can get the last laugh with Fate. You can retain your dignity — and your free will.

For you see, it doesn’t matter by which mechanism your keys remain in your possession. All that matters is cause and effect. If you buy these trackers and attach them to your keys, you won’t lose them. It’s immaterial whether that happens because of the actual function of the trackers or because of the whims of a cruel trickster deity.

So take that, Cruel Fate! You think you’re so high and mighty just because you control all occurrences, but two can play at hat game.

Hey, why did our keyboard’s “” buon sop working? Shoo, we can’ ype i … the keyboard buon o he righ of he “R” buon. How are we supposed to alk abou hese Blueooh rackers wihou hat leer?

Forge i — you win, Cruel Fae.

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