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Xsories Sneaker Power Bank and Dual USB Charger

  • You get a cool dual USB travel charger with a bonus power bank. Or is it the other way around?
  • Choose which power bank you want: 4200, 6000, or 9000 mAh.
  • 4200 mAh will likely charge your phone 1.5-2 times; the 6000, 2.5-3 times; and the 9000, 3.5-4 times.
  • A fully charged phone is a happy phone! Or something.
  • Model: SNEA-100996, SNKR4E601, and SNKR5E601. The first one must be from a while ago, before everyone realized vowels were lame. (Btw, charger is WE-2PC, which is a real model number, not a judgment on our level of political correctness.)
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Power Banks in Profile

In this bundle, you get a power bank and a dual USB travel charger (meaning a wall charger with two USB ports). It’s pretty simple, except for one wrinkle, which is that you get to choose what capacity power bank you want: 4200, 6000, or 9000 mAh. Now, most modern phones can be fully charged with between 2000 and 3000 mAh, which means even the smallest power bank we’re offering can charge your phone somewhere between 1.5 and 2 times. By that standard, you could get 2.5 to 3 full charges with a 6000 mAh power bank, and 4.5 to 5 with the 9,000.

But look, we’re not going to spend the next few hundred words talking math. It’s too abstract. The most helpful thing to do would be to provide brief profiles for who might require each power capacity, so that you identify yourself among them. Here goes:

4,200 mAh

Last time you went camping, your phone spent the entire night searching for a network it would never find. You woke up and had no juice, and while it turned out okay, you don’t want to risk it again. You need something that’ll charge your phone in case of an emergency, but you don’t need much more than that. Bonus point: you can bring it with you to work, because you work out of a truck that, strangely, has neither a USB port nor a cigarette lighter.

6000 mAh

One morning, you wake up and find a strange man standing over your bed. He explains: he’s a representative to the Corrigan Cartel, one of the most notorious crime families in Ohio. Recently, your little brother got in with them, except he didn’t make good on his promises. Now, they’re holding him somewhere, and the only thing between him and a pair of cement shoes is you. You’ve got a full day ahead of you, enacting archaic rituals and making shady transactions in a number of parks in and around Cincinnati. And let’s just say the Corrigans didn’t factor in any time for you to stop and juice up your phone. Which is a problem, because you need to be face-timing the entire time so they can be sure you don’t call the cops. In short: you’re gonna need some serious recharge power.

9000 mAh

You get a text from an unknown sender, a wrong number, you think. Or maybe it’s spam. It’s a tip on a hot new cryptocurrency. The text says it will change your life. Sure, you think with a chuckle. But you can’t help but be a little intrigued. So you follow the link to an app, and you start mining. You leave it going overnight. The next day, you wake up feeling significantly taller and stronger. You look at yourself in the mirror. Its as if you’ve been Photoshopped into a model. You find that you have an intense desire to work out. You go running and clock 18 miles easily. The next day you go further. And further after that. Soon you’re running up mountains just to get your heart rate going. You’ve made partner at the firm, which is crazy because you don’t remember becoming a lawyer. The paychecks are amazing. You’re constantly out hiking, skydiving, rock climbing, and cliff jumping. And all the while, you’ve got your phone with you, mining, draining your battery. You don’t want it to stop. You’re afraid that if it does, this will all come crashing down. And yet, you’re always setting off on some new adventure. You don’t get a chance to charge that often. You need a power bank, something with some serious mAh, in order to maintain this new reality.

See! Three chargers, three straightforward, realistic profiles. Find the one that most sounds like you, and that’s your charger. You’re welcome!

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