Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU08
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

MEDIOCREBOT HAS INITIATED EXTENSIVE PRANK RESEARCH, INCLUDING EPISODES OF THE TV SHOW “THE OFFICE” (BAD, AMERICAN VERSION)

MEDIOCREBOT IS INTRIGUED BY THE ANTAGONISM BETWEEN CHARACTERS “JIM” AND “DWIGHT” AND THEIR REPEATED PRANKINGS. IN PARTICULAR: JIM ENCASING DWIGHT’S POSSESSIONS IN JELL-O.

MEDIOCREBOT HAS ACQUIRED JELL-O.

LIST OF THERESA’S POSSESSIONS MEDIOCREBOT HAS ENTOMBED IN JELL-O:
STAPLER
CAR KEYS
SHOES
“HENRY” - THERESA’S FRENCH BULLDOG

THERESA DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE ENJOYED THE PRANK

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  • 76905 of you visited.
  • 49% on a phone, 8% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 67 of these.
  • We sold out at 1:20am.
  • That’s $517 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?