Weston Multi-Function Manual Kitchen Mixer

  • It chops! It mixes! It … chops!
  • Dishwasher safe, which is good because cleaning it would be a paiiin – oh, you don’t have a dishwasher? It’s fine
  • Makes the perfect gift when you decide you don’t really want it
  • Model: 16-0301-W (B)
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The Mehliad

Chapter 8
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

The constant roar of the mindless throng in SeenIt Square left my head pounding. All I wanted was to get away, get out of here, and get back home. Unfortunately, my guide Geoff couldn’t understand why.

“Everything you could ever want has been acquired, repurposed, and brought under one umbrella,” he beamed as he spoke. His hair flopped from side to side, slicked back into one fin of annoyance.

“I just want to go home,” I groaned, “It’s nothing against Nasteria or Monolito. These places just aren’t my home.”

“But the Overlords-”

“Fuck your Overlords!” I snapped. The silence was deafening. I saw panic in Geoff’s eyes, which was amplified when I realized that the silence wasn’t just between us. The entire square had stopped bickering and turned to face us.

“HE BESMIRCHED THE OVERLORDS!”

“THIS FOGELBERG IS AN ENEMY TO THE PUBLIC!”

“WE VALUE FREE SPEECH ABOVE ALL ELSE, SO LONG AS IT JIBES WITH CORPORATE INTEREST!”

“LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUSLY INTRICATE KNIFE I FOUND AT A MALL SHOP. IT IS SHAPED LIKE A DRAGON!”

“STAB THE FOGELBERG WITH THE DRAGON KNIFE!”

“DOWNVOTE HIM! DOWNVOTE HIM TO HELL!”

The switch was instantaneous. One second they were staring at me, the next they were charging. I turned to run, with Geoff not far behind.

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