UL2272 Certified Riviera Hoverboard, or, You Know, Self-Balancing Scooter

  • One of those hoverboard things
  • But this one is certified to not explode
  • Maybe they’ll be cool again soon
  • Model: RIV-SBS-BLK, RIV-SBS-RED, RIV-SBS-WHT (C+)
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The Mehliad

Chapter 40
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

Chanland frustrated us with conflicting information regarding the portal back home. The Anon people were frustratingly rude, obtuse, unhelpful, or just non-responsive. They had no time for us as outsiders, except to thank us for bringing the Overlords to them.

“You’ve been running from the Overlords this whole time,” one Anon told us while washing a crotchless Sonic the Hedgehog costume, “When really you should be running towards them.”

“You’ve got mail,” Aoelh chimed in. Their flippant attitude was wearing off on him. It was time to leave.

So far today...

  • 120298 of you visited.
  • 38% on a phone, 6% on a tablet.
  • 1131 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 68 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $7004 total.
  • (including shipping)

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