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TrioShine / Dazzle 3-in-1 Jewelry Cleaner (Refurbished)

  • Choose between Dazzle and the TrioShine models
  • The Dazzle is a jewelry cleaner that’ll give your jewelry an ultrasonic bath, with a 55 PSI steam cleaner and UV light sanitizer, leaving it shiny and germ-free as though it just came from the jeweler
  • Whereas the TrioShine is a jewelry cleaner that’ll give your jewelry an ultrasonic bath, with a 55 PSI steam cleaner and UV light sanitizer, leaving it shiny and germ-free as though it just came from the jeweler
  • (They’re the same)
  • The UV compartment can also sanitize stuff like toothbrushes, pacifiers, razors, sponges, false teeth, and that retainer you stopped wearing
  • Model: SJC-1601, the SJC stands for ‘Similar Jewelry Cleaners’
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This or That

If I’m honest, my first thought upon seeing that we were selling a jewelry cleaner for $49, was: How can a spray and a microfiber cloth cost almost $50? Like, seriously, over on Mediocritee we’re selling two hilarious Muppet-themed rock and roll shirts for just $21? Could you use one of those to wipe off your jewelry?

Turns out, I don’t actually understand jewelry!

Because these jewelry cleaners are full-blown machines that will scrub, blast, and sanitize all the gunk hiding in your jewelry, and people really like that judging by the reviews. And we’re selling two different kinds, each one for $49. Although, “two different kinds” is a bit of a stretch. The Dazzle and the TrioShine are pretty much the exact same model. Just look at them!

Here’s the TrioShine:

And here’s the Dazzle::

Wait, sorry, that’s a Nespresso machine. Here’s the Dazzle::

In other words, choosing which to buy is basically a game of dropdown roulette.

But if you need a rundown of how these things even work, here is a TWENTY-MINUTE HSN video about the Dazzle. Enjoy!

Or save some time and watch this 2 minute version of the TrioShine:

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