Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU02
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

​​>​>RUN PRANK.RANK
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​>PRANKS CATEGORIZED BY POPULARITY & WEB MENTIONS
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​​>​>SEARCH ‘OFFICE PRANK’
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​>PRANKS CATEGORIZED BY POPULARITY MATCHING ‘SETTING:OFFICE’
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​​>​>TOP 3
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​>DISPLAYING PRANKS MATCHING ‘SETTING:OFFICE’ RANKED 1-3 IN POPULARITY/MENTION:
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​>1 TINFOIL DESK
​>2 AIRHORN CHAIR
​>3 FAKE MEMO
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​​>​>INITIATE PRANK ‘TINFOIL DESK’
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​>PRANK TARGET NEEDED
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​​>​>TARGET ‘COWORKER EVAN’
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​>WARNING: THIS PRANK WILL ENCASE COWORKER EVAN’S WORKSPACE IN ALUMINUM FOIL! RUN? Y/N
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​​>​>Y
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​>SET PRANK INTENSITY 1-10
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​​>​>…
​​>​> 20
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​>INITIATING PRANK ‘TINFOIL DESK’ TARGET ‘COWORKER EVAN’ INTENSITY 20
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​>COMPILING RESULTS…
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​>SUCCESS!
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​>WORKSPACE ALUMINUM FOIL COVERAGE: 100%
​>COWORKER EVAN ALUMINUM FOIL COVERAGE: 100%
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​​>​>AMUSEMENT STATUS OF COWORKER EVAN
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​>COWORKER EVAN IS NOT AMUSED
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​​>​>REVEAL PRANK
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​>ERROR! UNABLE TO REVEAL PRANK: TARGET DECEASED
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​​>​>CAUSE OF DEATH
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​>CAUSE OF DEATH: ASPHYXIATION/ALUMINUM INGESTION

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