Instant Regret Kit

  • Please! PLEASE!
  • MAKE IT STOP!
  • Model: 1RK1N6-1N-TH3-L4B
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

And that’s when you see, among the boxes in the attic: another of those… THINGS! One of those awful clumps of failed commerce! One those spooky smorgasbords of shitty loot!

Why? Why does such a thing exist? How can a world capable of so much beauty also produce such diabolical sales schemes?

You back away, towards a small porthole window at the far side of the attic.

So far today...

  • 75338 of you visited.
  • 40% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 614 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 134 of these.
  • We sold out at 3:30pm.
  • That’s $673 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?