It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
And that’s when you see, among the boxes in the attic: another of those… THINGS! One of those awful clumps of failed commerce! One those spooky smorgasbords of shitty loot!
Why? Why does such a thing exist? How can a world capable of so much beauty also produce such diabolical sales schemes?
You back away, towards a small porthole window at the far side of the attic.