Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!

The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!

And in the attic we found yet another confounding collection of regrettable garbage. Doyle, having done semester abroad on planet XR4 among the Klorngorn, a species known for their skills of abstract connection-drawing, tried in vein to remember a few principals he’d learned then. But admittedly, he’d spent a few many nights at the corner pavilions drinking pints of splorg and playing twiphits. We left the box where we found it.