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SKIL iXO Vivo Power Screwdriver & Wine Opener Combo

You read that right, it’s a power screwdriver that also opens wine bottles
Basically it’s an electric motor that can perform various tasks
Will it also blend? No

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The Mehliad

Chapter 21
Continuing the tale of young Dan Fogelberg (no not that one), who fell asleep in a storm and woke in a fantastical, creepy land. Beyond that, your guess is as good as ours.

As we crested the hill fleeing the Yonic Valley, a beautiful mountain came into view. Snow adorned its peak, and a picturesque village rested at its base. Cherry blossoms exploded into bloom below us, and the haunting notes of a shamisen wafted up to us from below. We docked, eager to explore the mystical land.

“Greetings, gaijin,” a friendly, overweight man with skin the color of printer paper and a patchy beard beckoned us. He wore an ill-fitting kimono of dubious quality, and carried a katana bearing a Spencer’s Gifts price tag on the handle. “I am Fred san, noble ronin of this land. I greet you in friendship.”

“Uh, hi. My name’s Dan Fogelberg. But not like the singer.”

“I am unfamiliar with your Western music,” he said while eating string cheese.

“Right. We’re trying to find our way back home,” I started to explain.

“His home,” Geoff butted in, “Not mine.”

“Or mine,” Norton interrupted.

“Not mine either,” added Goggles.

“Welcome,” said Aoelh.

“It is I who should welcome you,” spoke the mysterious stranger in the ill-fitting kimono. “Please, join me in enjoying this obscure Japanese RPG. I have procured an untranslated disc for the original Playstation. It is the superior gaming experience.”

I sighed as he led us into his home.

“Please remove your shoes,” he motioned to the floor, “My mother will prepare a snack.”

“I’d really rather just find out if you know how to get to Texas. We’re not hungry.”

“I’m kind of hungry,” Goggles sniffed.

This was going to take a while.