Shiraleah Catalina Scarf

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The Cliffs of Cliff: A Cliff-hanging Meh-rathon

“I don’t have much time,” the figure said. “You need to go, Cliff! They’re taking your dads to Cliffs State Park.”

“Should I call the police?” Cliff said.

“No!” the figure cried. “Don’t you get it? Your dads make up the FBI’s entire Department of Cliff Dwelling Extraterrestrial Research & Terrestrial Cliff Protection. And they were no match for them. The police won’t be able to help you.”

“But if they can’t stop the aliens, who can?” Cliff asked.

“There is only one,” the figure said.

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