Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

I have decided to give up my position as CEO/CTO/CFO and vending machine stocker here at Meh. I will free @Dave from the trap I sprung for him at the beginning of this long and harrowing day. I will pull my non-son–no, my son, Botnik–out of Princeton. Apparently all he did was vape behind the Mediocrebot Center For Sexy Robotics anyway. I will go back to my position as bot-of-the-house, a little wiser, a little humbler, and with a lot more money.

To celebrate my demotion, enjoy an Instant Regret Kit.