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Rowkin Bit Or Bit Charge Stereo True Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds

  • You can choose between the Rowkin Bit and Rowkin Bit Charge Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds.
  • They are like wearing AirPods, only they won’t turn you into a person that wears AirPods.
  • My MacBook just autocorrected ‘airpods’ to AirPods. That’s how pretentious they are.
  • Anyway, less about those and more about these: both pairs sound good af, look & feel cool af, and are great af, especially when given as a gift this holiday season.
  • af here stands for “as fantastic [as you’d think].”
  • Oh, BTW: there are color choices.
  • Models: NAAB10A, NAAB11A, NAAB12A, & NAAC10A, NAAC11A, NAAC12A. Ah, no better way to sell a product than building a “nah” sound into their model number.
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Do You Ear What I Ear?

Eliza had already received two gifts before she went home for the holidays. the first was a hat a friend had won at a work raffle–a hunting cap with thick ear flaps that she’d initially worn ironically, but then quickly grew to love. The second was a pair of Rowkin Bluetooth Earbuds. These were a gift she’d given herself for the long flight from Seattle to Albany.

In a daze from nine hours of travel and a surprisingly strong layover margarita, she wandered outside and stood on the curb to wait for her father. He pulled up moments later, got out of the car, and hugged her before she’d had a chance to turn off her book-on-tape. Then he grabbed her bag and loaded it into the trunk, talking a mile a minute as he did so. She moved to hold up her hand, so that he might pause while she had a chance to take out the Rowkins from her ears.

But then, something occurred to her. She said nothing and chose instead to discreetly remove them when he wasn’t looking and find her footing in the conversation by way of context clues.

The thought that had occurred to her was this: given that the Rowkins worked by way of bluetooth rather than a wire, and given that the hunting cap covered her ears, nobody would know they were there. Moreover, what occurred to her was that this trick could come in handy the following day, at her family’s big Christmas party.

When the time came to say hello to guests, Eliza emerged wearing, again, her same hunting cap, a style choice that garnered some playful insults… of which Eliza heard none, because she was instead listening to other things.

For example, as her Uncle David discussed, with no shortage of detail, just how his new doctor-prescribed diet was affecting his digestion, Eliza heard instead a podcast about rare minerals. And when her Aunt Georgette spoke of a “run-in” she had with some sort of waiter on some sort of boat that had turned her off to even the idea of tuna salad, Eliza instead listened to the ‘trickling stream’ setting of her white noise app. Even when her grandfather, her father, and her cousin Gil got into a loud quasi-argument that was maybe about the Sabres and maybe about traffic and also maybe an investment opportunity, Eliza was able to tune it all out with a radio broadcast of the Celtics-76ers game.

Later at night, her mother put a hand on Eliza’s shoulder and smiled. “You seemed to have a good time,” she said. “You were much calmer than you usually are.”

“I guess you could call it a Christmas miracle,” Eliza said, speaking only just a little too loud, having not yet removed her Rowkin Wireless Earbuds.

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