Roolen Breath Humidifier
- A 20W humidifier with a 3.15L tank
- Now that we got that all the way, can we talk about how the products in this Meh-rathon have had the weirdest names?
- “Roolen Breath” sounds like an outcast sorcerer from a crappy paperback fantasy novel
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: elon@tesla.com
SUBJ: Opportunity Knocking!
Greetings Mr. Musk,
Have you ever read Superman comics? He’s a pretty big deal here in the states, but I don’t know if he ever made it to South Africa. (You may have seen some movies that would lead you to believe we hate and fear Superman, but those were made as some sort of art noveau practical joke or something.)
Anyway, Superman’s arch nemesis is a man who’s cunning, unbelievably intelligent, rich, and poses as a philanthropist/business magnate while secretly plotting some megalomaniacal scheme that will no doubt threaten the entire world in the name of placating his massive ego.
Sound familiar?
I’m onto you, Mr. Musk. And I want to know WHERE YOU’RE KEEPING SUPERMAN.
The price of my silence is one of your robot cars,
Meh
