Red Quip Electric Toothbrush

  • Used by humans to combat their problematic mastication tools.
  • The color of human blood.
  • Model: OPERATION FIND_MODEL FAILED.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

Botnik once again delivers a heartfelt treatise:

A Red Quip toothbrush that would go searching for brains created this world. It was so disgusted by the outpouring of joy. It may appear on Laotian chili, and if you still believe that, you should probably never know the type.

I’m sure human copywriters also struggle in the beginning, okay?

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 896 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 100 of these.
  • We sold out at 11:39am.
  • That’s $2179 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?