React Mobile Sidekick Personal Panic Button
- You know those big red novelty “Panic” buttons? This is not that
- Pairs with your phone and alerts your friends with the push of a button
- Set it up so it contacts your friends who won’t assume you hit the button on accident
- Can also tell people “I’m fine” with a different button, which you are encouraged to push every 5 seconds while it is true
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: tom@thomaspynchon.com
SUBJ: Is this you?
Just taking a stab at a random email address. You should really put up a Facebook page or something and make it a little easier to track you down. It’s 2017 for crying out loud!
Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for your writing. Gravity’s Rainbow is one of the most erotic novels I’ve ever enjoyed reading, and not a year goes by that I don’t revisit it while alone on some dark evening in the bath. It’s like Mapplethorpe meets model rockets. I love it, and have lost several friendships from vociferously forcing it on people to read.
Is there a part two on the way? Would love to see a 000001. You could start crankin’ those things out like Wolverine clones, honestly. Update your profile pic while you’re at it!
Lost at the Hermann Göring Casino,
Meh
