Pursonic S750 Sonic Toothbrush with UV Sanitizer

  • An electric toothbrush that delivers 40,000 bacteria-busting strokes per minute
  • This is the top-of-the-line product from an off brand, or what has recently been dubbed “premium mediocre” – an expression we love
  • It has all the bells and whistles – a UV cleaning function, a metal stand connector (instead of plastic), and the aforementioned 40k strokes per minute
  • That UV thing, in case you’re not total UV geeks like us, kills 99.9% of bacteria and germs by changing their DNA, which is what started us down the path of becoming UV geeks
  • 12 extra brush heads included - 3 years of brushing - which is usually how these sonic toothbrush brands screw you – so screw them
  • The brush heads are color coded and easy to swap out, so unlike with most other toothbrushes it’s not horribly disgusting to imagine sharing this one with 3 other people
  • Oh, and it has that 2-minute timer with 30-second vibration alerts for each quadrant of your mouth. That seems gratuitous but it’s amazing how small of a nudge you need to actually be brushing your teeth for as long as your dentist is always telling you to
  • Model: S750 (Although this is a sleek, fancy electric toothbrush, it doesn’t look as cool compared to this badass Sazuki crotch rocket that shares its model number)
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That Smile ... That Damn Smile

Do you wish you had a better smile?

Well, umm, that’s a pretty good smile, but don’t you wish you could show all your teeth when you smile?

Ugh, again, you don’t have anything to complain about in the smile department, but wouldn’t it be nice to —

What is this, Tiger Beat? Doesn’t anybody feel self-conscious about their smile so we can emotionally manipulate them into buying this toothbrush?

Someone other than a young heartthrob?

Or any heartthrob? Someone who could benefit from the 40,000 brushes per minute this high-end sonic toothbrush provides?

Oh come on, that’s just Alexander Scarsgard again.

Seriously though, why is it that when you search for “Smiling” on GIPHY that like 1/4 of the results are Alexander Scarsgard?

Yeah you’re right. That is pretty self-explanatory. We’ll show ourselves out.

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