Pursonic Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
- “What sharp and shiny teeth you have, Grandma!”
- “Thanks, sweetie. I’ve been using the teeth whitener you got me.”
- Model: R4Z0R-SH4RP-T33TH
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
The master bathroom is expansive. On a small table near the door there is a plastic jar of something. You pick it up and inspect it.
It appears to be a teeth-whitening powder… made from charcoal.
Your hands grow shaky. Your thoughts swirl. You’ve been told your whole life that alchemy isn’t real, that it was the pursuit of the quack scientists of yore, madmen mostly. They wanted to turn coal to gold. “But of course, that’s impossible,” your science teachers said, throughout the years.
And yet, how could they explain this: a whitening agent made from such a dark substance?
You place the jar down before you can read another word, lest you yourself be reduced to madness.
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Pursonic Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder 30
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Meh Halloween 2019 25
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