PurePedi 8-in-1 Manicure and Pedicure Kit
- Basically a little motorized device with attachments for filing, shaping, and buffing nails, removing corns and calluses, and scaling back cuticles, just like those used by the star players in Major League Pedi
- Cordless device is powered by 2 AA batteries (not included but they have them at the store)
- “Comes with an adjustable protective cap to prevent nail residue from flying during grooming sessions” - wow, it’s been a long time since a product feature made us throw up in our mouths a little bit
- Model: PEPEDLUX (“Pee Pee Deluxe”? just another brand trying to cash in on current events)
Hand Off With Care
This PurePedi home mani-pedi kit could be the perfect thoughful gift this Valentine’s Day, an invitation to relaxation and self-indulgence.
Or it could be a disaster that ruins the moment, the day, and possibly, your entire relationship. It’s all in how you give it.
Do: present this gift, tastefully wrapped, while you two are sharing wine or chocolate.
Don’t: leave the box on the bathroom counter for them to find after their shower.
Do: point out how the cordless PurePedi unit includes attachments for buffing and shaping nails.
Don’t: point out all the attachments for removing calluses and corns.
Do: say “I noticed you never take time to treat yourself.”
Don’t: say “I noticed how repulsive your feet were getting.”
Do: respond to the question “What, do you think my feet are gross or something?” with an answer like “Honey, every part of you is beautiful.”
Don’t: answer something like “Honey, if your grooming was a deal-breaker, I’d have dumped you long ago.”
Do: throw in a scented candle, to reinforce the relaxed vibe.
Don’t: throw in Gold Bond Medicated Powder.
The feet are dangerous territory in any relationship. If you can successfully navigate this treacherous course, the PurePedi 8-in-1 Mani/Pedi Kit will bring you Valentine’s Day glory. If not, well, keep in mind that while the PurePedi is covered by a two-year warranty, your relationship is not.
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