Pure Enrichment 2-in-1 Deep Tissue Percussion Massager With Infrared Therapy

  • What torture device is this?
  • What terrible bully of the body have we unleashed?
  • Model: T4K3-4-M455463
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

Climbing down the ladder, back into the guest bedroom, you find everything is in order.

Which is, in and of itself, terrifying.

Because remember: you cast the blanket off the bed. So, while you were just upstairs in the attic, the creature was lurking down here. Why did it not come find you in the attic, you wonder?

That’s when you notice the dresser drawer is open. You tip toe to it, fearing something might leap out. But what you see is even more chilling. A deep tissue percussion massager.

Clearly, it didn’t chase you into the attic because it has other plans for you. It needs to prepare you first, make sure you’re nice and tender.

It’s time to find a way out of this house. FOR GOOD!

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