ProNoir Automatic U-Shaped Sonic Toothbrush with LED Whitening

  • Your teeth are like ghosts
  • Get it? Because they’re so pale and white?
  • Model: 1T5-WH1T3-83H1ND-U
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

Across the hallway, you find another bathroom, another toothbrush, another whitening system.

Why is whatever thing lives here so obsessed with teeth, you wonder? Although do you really want to know the answer to that?

Sure, it could just be vanity, but you fear it’s utility, that it must keep its teeth healthy and free of ghastly stains because it’s teeth are what it uses to eat the poor lost souls who wander in here.

You close your eyes, trying to chase the thought from your mind. But all you see are rows and rows of sharp teeth, as if the home’s dweller is some massive, two-legged piraña.

You leave the bathroom, head down the hall, and down the stairs.

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