Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU03
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

​>PRANK RESULTS UNDESIRABLE
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​>ANALYSIS: PRANK INTENSITY EXCEEDED SAFETY THRESHOLD
​>ANALYSIS: PRANK LETHALITY EXCEEDED SAFETY THRESHOLD
​>
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​​>​>SORT PRANK LIST BY LETHALITY
​>
​>
​>SORTING PRANKS BY LETHALITY…
​>DONE
​>
​​>​>SORT REMAINING LIST BY EFFORT REQUIRED
​>
​>SORTING LIST BY EFFORT REQUIRED…
​>DONE
​>
​>QUERY ‘LOWEST EFFORT’+’MINIMAL LETHALITY’
​>
​>1 PRANK FOUND: ‘FAKE MEMO’
​>
​>INITIATE PRANK ‘FAKE MEMO’
​>
​>PRANK TARGET:
​>
​​>​>LISA
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​>QUERY: LISA IN ACCOUNTING OR LISA IN RECEPTION?
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​​>​>LISA IN ACCOUNTING
​>
​>SET MEMO DECEPTION
​>SUGGESTED DECEPTION TOPICS:
​> EMBARRASSING DOCTOR’S NOTE
​> SPECIAL DELIVERY THAT DOES NOT EXIST
​> UNREASONABLE TASK REQUEST
​> FALSE TERMINATION
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​​>​>DECEPTION: EMBARRASSING DOCTOR’S NOTE
​>
​>COMPILING…
​>
​>PRINTING…
​>
​>SUCCESS!
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​>A FALSIFIED DOCTOR’S NOTE DETAILING AN UNTREATABLE BRAIN CANCER DIAGNOSIS FOR LISA IN ACCOUNTING WITH A PROGNOSIS OF SIX WEEKS HAS BEEN PRINTED ON EVERY PRINTER IN THE OFFICE
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​​>​>AMUSEMENT STATUS OF LISA IN ACCOUNTING
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​>ERROR! LISA IN ACCOUNTING NOT FOUND
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​>LISA IN ACCOUNTING HAS TENDERED RESIGNATION EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
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​>REASON FOR LEAVING: ‘I REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON ME RIGHT NOW’

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