PCH Life Full Body Electrotherapy Stimulator with Belt

  • Your choice of electrotherapy stimulator thingies, with either 8 modes or 16 modes of stimulation
  • You can strap 'em to any part of your body to soothe and tone muscles (plus it feels fun)
  • The 8-mode and 16-mode versions have different brand names but they’re made by the same people
  • They sold a similar model on QVC because it’s important to see it demonstrated (check out the video to see it affixed to a mannequin’s ass)
  • Model: 101326, 101336 (Hard to believe there are nine other models between these two, so why does only the tens place change?)
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Why You So TENS?

Don’t be intimidated by these “full body electrotherapy stimulators.” They use tried-and-true technology to deliver all sorts of benefits to your muscles. They can be used as massagers to relieve sore muscles …

Yes, like that. They also firm and tone your –

We get it, you’re excited about the massage. And you should be! But you should also consider the other benefits. For example, you can disconnect the pads and use on 2 parts of your body. You could put one pad on your stomach …

Ahem. Yes. And one pad on your lower back …

Is that a capybar–

Don’t act like you can’t hear us.

It’s very rude. Will you please look at us while we’re talking to you?

Thank … you. That’s a little creepy but we’ll take it. So do you have any interest in toning your muscles using these electropulse systems?

Fine. Then tell us: How do you plan to stay in shape?

Sigh.

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