Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU29
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

Frank has asked me if I can teach him to dodge bullets.

Despite the profound physical trauma my pranks have inflicted so far, I have no desire to intentionally murder Frank. He is misguided, but innocent.

Well, not really innocent. He did assault that teenager at Whataburger. But he’s a bit of a sad sack.

I have agreed to train Frank, if only to save him from himself, but I’ve convinced him that until he’s mastered the techniques we’ll use a BB gun instead of the machine gun he’s asked for.

So far today...

  • 76905 of you visited.
  • 49% on a phone, 8% on a tablet.
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  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 38 of these.
  • We sold out at 11:20am.
  • That’s $307 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?