Odyssey Stellar NX Drone Bundle with Mini Drone and VR Headset
- You get a drone, a mini-drone, and a VR headset, all for the price of what we are selling a drone, a mini-drone, and a VR headset for!
- VR headset can be used to see the world through a drone’s eyes.
- Be careful: If you point the drone towards the mini drone while you’re wearing the VR headset, you may feel a surge of parental love.
- Big drone can fly 2-14 minutes on a charge. L’il drone can do 5 to 7 minutes.
- Model: ODY-2017BF2. It’s also not a bad naming suggestion for your two drones. One can be named Ody (pronounced Odie) and the other can be named Garfield.
One With Drone
Douglas, We’re glad you’re here. We can see you’re confused, but don’t worry: all will be explained. You see, when LeAnn said to come home so you two could “take a scenic flight over a pristine lake” together, she was lying. This is an intervention. We, your friends and family–we’re all worried about you, Douglas.
It all began when you bought that Odyssey Stellar NX Drone. You said it was a way to bond with your son. But you didn’t let Trevor use it much, did you, Douglas? Still, it was a fun hobby for you. You liked that it came with a VR headset, so you could see from the drone’s POV. You would fly it, recharge it, fly it, recharge it, all day.
Only after a few months did we start to see the warning signs. You walked into furniture, cursing your legs. You started standing on the dining table to watch television. You called this “a more natural prospective.”
Then there was the mini drone that came with your purchase of the original drone. You started calling it ‘l’il guy,’ then ‘son,’ then finally you named it. It would’ve seemed cute, if you didn’t choose, ‘Trevor,’ the same name as your real son.
Yes, Douglas, that’s right: only one of them is your real son. Because you are not a drone, Douglas! You are a man! You might spend days coming out of drone-prospective for only as long as it takes your Odyssey to charge. You might spend these times with your eyes closed tight, whispering, “it’s a dream, it’s just a dream,” so as not to face the fact that you are a human being, and as such, you are bound by gravity to remain on the ground.
But it’s not healthy, Douglas! You have a family! You have a job! You have obligations! You can’t just ignore them because you have “a new life in the sky” now. It can be a fun hobby, but you’ll never really be a drone, Douglas. You need to start seeing that. And moreover, you need to apologize to all of us for what you’ve put us through. Let’s start with Trevor.
Damnit, Douglas! Trevor the boy! Not Trevor the drone!
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