Instant Regret Kit
- Seriously, it’s just a bunch of lame stuff
- Don’t say we didn’t warn you
- Model: 5T3V3-1RKL3
Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!
The date? January 20th, 2220. We have discovered, on the floor of the Pacifitlantic Ocean, a fully preserved house from the 2020s. Follow along as we describe what’s inside!
And to our amazement, we have found another box of assorted trash. Perplexed, I requested ScanBot5000 analyze the items and try to draw connections between them, but it could find nothing. In fact, it found less than nothing; the very act of attempting the scan caused ScanBot5000 to overheat and it had to be beamed to the surface to undergo an emergency digi-repair procedure.