Nexbelt Ratcheting Belt
- This Nexbelts could be your next belt
- Or this Nexbelt could be your loved one’s next belt
- Or you could buy 2, and 1 Nexbelt could be your next belt and the other Nexbelt could be your loved one’s next belt
- You get the idea
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: editor@allrecipes.com
SUBJ: I am suing
Hi,
Recently I tried my hand at the “Fiesta Dip” listed on your page and while I was chopping the jalapeno peppers my toaster oven burst into flames and the fire consumed a third of my kitchen before I managed to put it out.
This step was nowhere to be found in the recipe.
I am demanding you add “explosive wiring failure” as Step 3 of the recipe to spare future readers from the shock and dismay I suffered. I am also demanding reparations to cover the remodeling of my kitchen, which I am estimating to be $75 million (diamond counter tops and platinum appliances that all melted instantly into the shape of cheap laminate and an avocado green Maytag refrigerator from 1962).
I await your response.
The dip tasted burnt and I only gave it 2 stars,
Meh
