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Nespresso Espresso Maker by KitchenAid

  • Has a bigger water tank than most Nespresso machines
  • Looks pretty cool, if you ask us
  • Nespresso coffee is much better than most pod coffee, if you ask us
  • You should buy one, if you ask us
  • Model: KES0503, cuz it’ll make some real Kewl Espresso (that we should clarify is hot, not cool)
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A Delightfully Dumb Literary Joke!

In honor of this Nespresso Espresso Maker by KitchenAid (featuring a larger water tank than most others) and “Band of Heroes” (the three punk-inspired designs celebrating a variety of intellectual heroes, currently for sale on Mediocritee), we present:

A Delightfully Dumb Literary Joke!

Thus concludes:

A Delightfully Dumb Literary Joke!

And don’t forget: these designs (along with a third one) are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 60689 of you visited.
  • 48% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 3896 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 80 of these.
  • Sold out at 4:58pm ET
  • That’s $10867 total.
  • (including shipping)

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