Neato Botvac 80 (Refurbished)
- A robot servant that will abjectly clean your floors
- It’s refurbished but the battery is new
- Probably won’t spy on you
- But these days who can you trust?
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: snape@jkrowling.com
SUBJ: Heeeey
Ms. Rowling, I’m sure you get a lot of these emails but I’m writing because I took a Harry Potter quiz and it said I’m a Hufflepuff.
You can see why I’d find this upsetting.
Look I get it: the world needs Hufflepuffs. Just like we need potatoes. There’s nothing wrong with them inherently, but come on. I’m somebody! I mean I don’t presume to declare myself a Gryffindor, but I’m at LEAST a Ravenclaw. And don’t give me that “Oh there’s no hierarchy they’re all uniquely great” crap.
Look, I’m sure you can massage the results a little for me, right? Please?
While we’re on the subject, I know you’re working on that new “Wet Hot American Hogwart’s” idea so I just wanted to suggest some other houses that might be cooler:
Doofleplug
Blerm
Catacatacatacatacatacatacatab
Second City
Literally anything besides Hufflepuff
I can’t have my friends finding out,
Meh
