Letters from the Mehditor

We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.

TO: marketing@honda.com
SUBJ: Great cars

Hello people of Honda Motor Company,

I am a really big fan of your automobiles. They are safe and affordable and sporty and fun.

I hope to own one some day.

I was wondering what the logic was behind naming your car company after the sumo wrestler from Street Fighter 2. While that is a tremendous game that basically gave birth to the modern fighting game genre, I don’t understand the connection.

Is it because of the cars they used to destroy? That’s a nice callback but I don’t know why customers would want to buy something they saw a giant fat guy destroy with a flurry of palm strikes. Or maybe it’s because he’s as big as a car. Subtle. Nice. I like it.

Did you know there’s a Street Fighter 1? I mean it makes sense when you think about it but Street Fighter 2 gets all the love. I used to play it in the vestibule at my local Wal-Mart and I could never get past the stupid ninja with the Wolverine claws who would constantly disappear.

Disappearing Wolverine Ninja would be a pretty sweet name for a car company.

I lost my license in a phishing scam,

Meh