MOTA JetJat Ultra VR Drone
- A video drone you can connect to your phone
- Not the fanciest drone – or camera – but 10 years ago it would have seemed impossible, and it’s cheap
- Has auto-hover and one-touch takeoff and landing, which is more than most $25 toys can do
- Guaranteed to initiate your cats’ fight or flight response
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: rob@robliefeldcreations.com
SUBJ: Business Proposition
Dear Mr. Liefeld,
I hope you’ll pardon my bluntness, but I know your time is valuable and so is mine. I’ve heard the rumors, and I’ve seen your work. Between you and I and the rest of the comic book internet community: you can’t draw feet.
I’m not writing to shame you or harass you about that fact, Mr. Liefeld. In fact you have my sympathy, for over the past few years I myself have struggled with a similar inability. Which brings me to the purpose of my letter:
I’ll draw your feet.
Not like, YOUR feet. Unless you want me to. But I mean I’ll draw the feet of your characters for you. I’m not bad at feet, actually, and if I’m being honest I could use a helping hand.
Several hands, in fact.
For you see I’m unable to draw hands. I didn’t ask for this curse any more than you did your foot affliction, but here we are. And there’s a beautiful symmetry to our dilemmas, don’t you think? You with your pointy elf-hooves eternally hovering in the shadows or obscured by a hillside. Me with my potato-shaped boulders attached to under-muscled forearms. We’re a match made in heaven, Mr. Liefeld.
I look forward to your response.
Meh
