Mophie 15,000 Powerstation 8x Dual USB External Battery
- That’s no powerbank … it’s a powerstation
- 15,000 mAhs is enough to charge your phone up to 8x, or destroy a star system
- Dual USB outlets for when you and someone else are dumb enough to forget to charge your phones at the same time
Letters from the Mehditor
We hired a freelancer to write the entire Meh-rathon. But out of spite or laziness or or insanity he just wrote letters to random companies and people. Meh regrets the error.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: Your Boots
I saw your boots for sale and was wondering if they’re made for walking.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: Your Boots
Get it?
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE; re: Your Boots
There’s a song.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: Your Boots
“These boots are made for walkin’.”
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: Your Boots
Was that Patsy Cline? It wasn’t Dolly. Who did that song?
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: re: Your Boots
Ohhhhhh, Nancy Sinatra. They don’t make ‘em like that any more.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: re: re: Your Boots
I didn’t mean that in a sexual way. I just meant she was talented and taken too soon.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: re: re: re: Your Boots
Holy shit she’s still alive.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Your Boots
I feel so lonely I could die.
TO: bootboy@redwingshoes.com
SUBJ: RE: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Your Boots
That’s not me quoting Elvis. Please talk to me.