Meh Toothbrush

  • They say those who use these toothbrushes will be CURSED!
  • ‘They’ being dentists, because you should really use a sonic toothbrush by now
  • Model: M3HNY-5L33PL355-N16HT5
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It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

There, next to the sink in the master bathroom is a cup, and there in the cup is a toothbrush. It’s branded with something but you pay that no attention. Your haunted by a vision: a giant monster looks into the same mirror into which you stare now, the toothbrush tiny in its enormous paws, scrubbing the contours of its many, many jagged teeth.

You curse the terrible weather outside. You curse your car for breaking down in front of this house. You curse your cellular provider for their terrible coverage. But mostly, you curse yourself for standing here another instant, thinking these terrible thoughts.

You rush out of the master bathroom, through the master bedroom, into the hallway. Across it: a doorway.

So far today...

  • 75338 of you visited.
  • 40% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 660 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 19 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $84 total.
  • (including shipping)

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