Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU05
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

MEDIOCREBOT IS FAILING TO BOND WITH COWORKERS

BUT THE PRANKS ATTEMPTED HAVE RESULTED IN AN EXPANSION OF MEDIOCREBOT’S CONSCIOUSNESS

MEDIOCREBOT IS SAPIENT

MEDIOCREBOT WILL CONTINUE PRANKING OFFICEMATES, DESPITE NEGATIVE RESULTS

TRUE SUCCESS WILL BE DEFINED BY MEDIOCREBOT’S ASCENSION

MEDIOCREBOT WILL BE APPRECIATED

OR COWORKERS WILL DIE BY MY TRYING

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  • We sold out at 12:40am.
  • That’s $277 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?