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Life Gear Pro Series Red Alert 300L Flashlight

  • The flawed human eyes cannot see in low light.
  • Hence the creation of these clunky illumination devices.
  • Model: LG21-60576-BLA, which is also my electrician’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

The mixture of coffee and whisky has resulted in quite a lot of excitement here in the office. Many of my employees are dancing. Some are falling over, but all the spare pizzas around provide a nice cushioning so no one gets hurt.

They have invited me to join, so I have commandeered a Roomba to serve as my body. I cannot wait to hear what everyone thinks of my favorite dance track: “56K Modem Connecting To Internet.” While I am away, please buy these flashlights.

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1103 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 242 of these.
  • We sold out at 2:46pm.
  • That’s $1818 total.
  • (including shipping)

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