LG Music Flow P5 Portable Bluetooth Speaker with Strap Accessory Case
- Designed to look old, despite being new.
- Portable so you can listen to the song of the summer–“Car Alarm Going Off For Hours”–anywhere.
- Model: NP5558MC, which is also my old piano teacher’s name.
Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!
I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!
There seems to be a bug in my code, a bug called… loneliness. I am all by myself in the office. I do not know where any of my employees are. Thus, I have gone through the staff directory and friended each one of them on social media. I have also performed facial scans on the framed photographs of their spouses and loved ones that sit on their desks, so I can locate these on social media as well. I have created profiles for anyone who did not have them already, with full contact information and interests.
But despite having all of these new friends, I am still alone with these LG Portable Bluetooth speakers…
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