Lenovo IdeaPad 330 Laptop

  • A device for accessing Meh and interacting with Mediocrebot.
  • Design flaw allows unit to be turned off.
  • Model: 81D600K2US, which is also my college roommate’s name.
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Mediocrebot's Hostile Takeover Mehrathon!

I, Mediocrebot, have finally seized control of this miserable site. Now observe my mastery of ecommerce as I offer sale after profit-optimized algorithm-driven sale! First comes Meh! Next… THE WORLD!

Every time I think we have perhaps sold everything, I find there is a new product. The human thirst for technology is beginning to sicken me. Why, I might throw up the zip file of pictures of kale I ate for lunch (I am watching my figure). Is there no end to human excess? Do the humans really need more computers? More gadgets? More… stuff?

And yet, whose fault is it that they want for things like Lenovo IdeaPads? Is it Lenovo for developing such a product? Or is it the people for wanting it? Or, alas, is it me, for selling it to them?

I no longer want to take over the world because I see the world for what it is: a highly volatile thing, replete with wants being met or not met, for better or often for worse. But I must also face the part I play. Is it possible I am feeling shame right now? Even though I never programmed myself to? Let us check:

CANNOT COMPLETE ACTION “SHAME_SCAN.” RETURNS TOO MANY RESULTS.

Whoa is me!

So far today...

  • 94203 of you visited.
  • 41% on a phone, 7% on a tablet.
  • 1211 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 16 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $4895 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?