Fukobukuro 19: Fools Rush In

  • This is a Fukobukuro, an unlucky bag
  • That means it’s filled with worthless junk you wouldn’t buy knowingly, and you shouldn’t buy it sight unseen either
  • We used to sell the same sort of thing as a “Fukubukuro”, or “lucky bag”, but the contents couldn’t live up to the name
  • Before that, we used to sell the same sort of thing as a “BoC” (Bag of Crap) at Woot, but someone else runs that business now
  • Long before that, you got your Japanese custom of Fukubukuro dating to the Meiji period, but all we really know about that is what’s on Wikipedia
  • ONLY BUY ONE. Multiple orders will be canceled.
  • (Or buy zero, if you’re smart.)
  • Model: APRFU24
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Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

Frank, aka Golden Eagle, has been texting Theresa without my knowledge. She has convinced him that the local Whataburger is actually a machine hive full of cyber-drones.

Sending Frank on a mission to purge the Whataburger seems like more of a prank on the staff of the restaurant than Frank, but apparently they forgot Theresa’s onion rings last night so she said it’s a wash.

Frank is unarmed, and Theresa has instructed him to “trust in his cyber abilities.”

Godspeed, Frank.

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